Your message to Octavio was brilliant. Octavio's answer? Brilliant, brilliant! Did you go on a date?
I totally suck at dating apps. I have quite a dry sense of humour which doesn't seem to come across well via message when you don't know how I'm saying it. I also get a bit excitable, which tends to come across as insane. Deadpan yet delirious - I've just found my new bio.
Alas, Octavio peaked too soon! I conclude I also suck at them. Or maybe I just hate them? Not sure. I’d swipe on deadpan and delirious…if I was still on the blasted things. Maybe we do the opposite of divide and conquer? Attack en masse? Is London prepared?
If you could do a dating app walk through then I can live vicariously through you. I didn't even have a mobile phone when I started dating my now husband. There were no apps.
It’s never not funny. Ever.
Your message to Octavio was brilliant. Octavio's answer? Brilliant, brilliant! Did you go on a date?
I totally suck at dating apps. I have quite a dry sense of humour which doesn't seem to come across well via message when you don't know how I'm saying it. I also get a bit excitable, which tends to come across as insane. Deadpan yet delirious - I've just found my new bio.
Alas, Octavio peaked too soon! I conclude I also suck at them. Or maybe I just hate them? Not sure. I’d swipe on deadpan and delirious…if I was still on the blasted things. Maybe we do the opposite of divide and conquer? Attack en masse? Is London prepared?
If you could do a dating app walk through then I can live vicariously through you. I didn't even have a mobile phone when I started dating my now husband. There were no apps.
I hope you carried on the conversation with Octavio!
I am dying. I’ve laughed out loud to these. Omg I need to get on Raya just for the views. The travel and LinkedIn ones cracked me up.
I need to dig out my screen shots.
You’re the best 💫
Ha - for me it was when I was thinking a “reformed bond villain” was some sort of goddess like character. Alas, no. Get them out! 😘
I loved Octavio’s response 🤣🤣🤣
I was impressed too. There I was thinking I was the witty one, turns out Octavio there saw me and raised me 😂….Thanks for reading, you! x
If I had a tail, I’d wag it off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No - he peaked early! 😂